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What the hell are they
wasting money on this for, eh?

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Can you tell me that?

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It's his pet project.

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We need staff, we need beds,

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and they're wasting
money on this.

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Errol, the minister
wants this to go through.

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He thinks drama is good therapy.

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Yes.

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Is that all? Two?

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Well, all right then,
let's have the first one.

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(Door squeaking)

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You.

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Take a seat, Mr. Riley.

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This is errol greer, head nurse;

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Sandra Russell, head
occupational therapist;

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and I'm Jeff kirner, the
director of this institution.

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Have you ever worked

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with mental patients
before, Mr. Riley?

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[Lewis] Uh, no.

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You didn't finish at university?

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No, well, I, uh,
wanted to experience

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a little bit of the world first.

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Marvellous, marvellous.

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What this project is
about, Lewis, is people,

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getting them to gain
confidence through theatre.

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You ever directed anything?

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Oh, various things.

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We need something
within their reach,

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a pantomime.

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Pantomime, I've
done a pantomime.

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Variety show?

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Now, that's exactly the
sort of thing that I had in mind.

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All right.

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Heads, the dyke.

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Tails, Orson welles.

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(Door opens)

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(Clears throat) It was
a unanimous decision.

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This is the closed ward.

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Our hardened
clients are sent there.

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You won't be working
with any of those,

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which is just as well.

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Don't worry about what
you see around the place.

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Things are pretty
well under control.

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Well, have been.

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You have to keep
an attendance folder.

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They have to be back in the
ward at four o'clock sharp,

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no ifs or buts.

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No smoking in the hall

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because we don't have
enough fire extinguishers

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to go around.

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Stay calm.

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Don't upset the patients.

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They're on varying
degrees of medication,

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but don't let that worry you.

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Just worry about
the ones who aren't.

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Here it is.

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It's not exactly the
palladium but I'd say,

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with a bit of elbow grease,
it should scrub up fine.

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What are you doing here, Roy?

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[Roy] I've been
waiting a long time.

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Where are they?

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[Errol] Who?

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The others.

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I heard we were doing a show.

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What ward are you from?

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He's not from a ward, Roy.

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He's the director.

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Marvellous, marvellous.

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My name's Roy, what's yours?

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Uh, Lewis.

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Marvellous!

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We'll be a team like Jerry
Lewis and Dean Martin.

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So, when are the auditions?

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What are you talking about?

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Jerry, he's gonna
direct my favourite opera,

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cosi fan tutte.

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[Errol] Don't be stupid, Roy.

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No one's doing an opera.

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I'll go and organise
your auditions immediately.

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See you tomorrow
then (door slams)?

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Jerry.

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(Gentle music)

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(Truck horn honking)

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(Gentle music)

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(Grunting)

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[Lucy] 80, you got the job?

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Yes, I got the job.

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So, you don't seem
very enthusiastic.

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Well, it'll do until
I get a real job.

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That's what you
said about the last one.

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Well, Nick said that this
one'd be a bit of a lark.

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I think it's a
great thing to do.

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Yeah, oh, it's great.

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I've already met a
50—year—old psychotic

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who wants me to direct an opera

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and thinks I'm Jerry Lewis.

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Is he handsome?

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(Water splashing)

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Incredibly.

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As a matter of
fact, I think you two

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would make a very good couple.

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I think I might've
found my true vocation

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in life: Matchmaking.

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[Lucy] You'd even follow
it through to the wedding.

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Hey, come in.

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Lewis, Lucy.

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I've come to ask favour.

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Can I move in?

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It's just for a short while.

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Sure, of course, you can.

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I had a bit of trouble
on the home front.

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Emma kick you out?

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You know me, Lucy.

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I'm at a bit of a
loss with women.

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Try men then, Nick.

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(Grunts)

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She's gonna make a great lawyer.

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Quick, heartless.

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I'm god's lonely man
on the streets of Moscow.

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The question of my parentage
is driving me insane!

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[Lewis] Hey!

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(Laughing)

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It's driving me to drink.

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You know, if I didn't
have to do my production

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of diary of a madman so soon,

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I'd love to do that asylum job.

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Think of the experience.

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Would you be able to come
in and help me occasionally?

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Synchronicity.

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You're directing a
show with madmen.

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I'm directing and starring
in a show about a madman.

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(Pig squealing)

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God, you really are
close to the piggeries.

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So, will you be able
to come and help me?

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Lewis, there's only
one thing to remember:

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Madmen are normal people.

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It's just they've
ended up in an asylum.

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(Guitar strumming)

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J“ get me out of here j“

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j“ get me out of here j“

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(sighs)

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J'getmej'

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oh, sh...

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Oh!

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J“ get me out of j“

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you go to bed.

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You come to bed.

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(Guitar strumming)

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(Grunts)

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Sorry about the noise.

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You know Nick, he
gets a bit excited.

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Lewis, normal
people don't prepare

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for their first day at
work by getting smashed.

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It's your first job in ages.

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Yeah, exactly, which
is why I've chosen

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to take this unique approach.

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(Laughing)

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Are you gonna
take this seriously?

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You can't keep drifting along.

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One day you're gonna
have to finish something.

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Don't worry about it,
it's gonna be a breeze.

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I can handle these people.

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Pay attention!

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We're here!

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I've scoured the wards, Jerry,

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and believe me, there's
a lot of talent on this list.

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There should be plenty to
choose from for the opera.

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Roy, we're doing a variety show.

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Oh, of course, of course.

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All right, who's on first?

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(Patients yelling)

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(Knocking)

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(Stomping feet)

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Hopeless.

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Get off!

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(Crashing)

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I thought you were
in a closed ward.

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I tunnelled my way out.

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Who's the poofter?

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Jerry, our director.

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Oh, yeah?

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You get to fuck the actresses?

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I heard that's why
people wanna direct.

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Okay, I'm gonna do me piece now.

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It's called shang a do Dee.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Too long have white
motherfuckers ruled this country.

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Now it's time for our
people to take control.

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Check this out.

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(Rapping)

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J“ yo, my mama, yo
mama talkin' like shit j“

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j“ my mama called your mama
a bull—dyked assed bitch j“

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j“ I know your sister
and the bitch ain't shit j“

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j“ she slagged me
and all the boys j“

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j“ and sucked my dick j“

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j“ yo, sh sh sh sh
sh sh shag a do Dee j“

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j“ let's do it doggie
style (barking) J“

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j“ yo, shang a do Dee
my mate's a paedophile j“

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j“ shang a do Dee j“

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j“ hey, let's screw the rich j“

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j“ shang a do Dee I'm
gonna hump my bitch j“

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(shoes squeaking)

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I could never understand
the words of rock and roll,

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but he's got good rhythm.

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J“ I'm so excited j“

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j“ I just can't hide it j“

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I'd like you to meet Mr. Sock.

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J“ I'm about to lose control j“

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j“ and I think I like it j“

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we're going to
do a poem for you.

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J“ and if you move real slow j“

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j“ I'll let it go j“

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(whistling)

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Lovely, Ruth.

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(Hacking)

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(Yelling)

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(Laughing)

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The last word of a little child.

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Silence, the young girl said.

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Why, oh, why must you weary me?

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Plague me no longer now.

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[Woman] For I am listening
like the orange tree.

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The klingons are
gaining on us, Mr. Spock.

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Go to warp factor five, Scotty.

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The engines can't
take it, Mr. Spock.

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Beam her up.

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Somebody fucking beam her up.

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J“ tell all the gang j“

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j“ at 42nd street j“

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j“ that I will still be there j“

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faster, you creep!

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J“ tell them j“

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c—can't s—sing.

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J“ of how I'm yearning j“

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(yelling)

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Get off of me, you mad banshee.

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- Right.

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[Roy] We've got our six.

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[Nurse] That's enough.

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J“ call me there j“

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(soft music)

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Well this is a very
unusual position for me.

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Oh, come on, Jerry.

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Let's get this show on the road.

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Stay, Henry, stay.

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So, shall we start now?

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Yes, I guess it's really
down to what we wanna do.

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It looks like a
small group of six.

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Six, yes, that's
what I wanted, six.

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We've been thinking
about doing a variety show.

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We haven't been thinking
any such thing, Jerry.

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Don't be patronising to us.

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We're gonna do cosi
fan tutte, the opera.

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Little Richard wrote an opera?

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Tutti frutti the opera?

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It's an opera by
Mozart, you lowlife.

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It's the greatest opera
in the whole world.

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You're
university—educated, Jerry.

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You must know it off by heart.

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What's it about?

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00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,957
It's about testing
how true your lover is.

265
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,710
Ah, well, I'm shattered
and wrung out already.

266
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,296
Shut up or I'll
knock your block off!

267
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,505
Come on!

268
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,008
(Both yelling)

269
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,091
Hey!

270
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:22,802
[Roy] Get him off.

271
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:23,636
Cut it out!

272
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,263
Sit down!

273
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,889
Go burn a cat.

274
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,516
[Doug] Ah, vicious.

275
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,852
You gotta be
tough with 'em, Lewis.

276
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,439
[Lewis] Okay, okay.

277
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,732
Well, why don't we...

278
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,193
Why don't you give us an
outline of the story then, Roy?

279
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:43,281
It starts off in a coffee
shop in Naples, Italy.

280
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,868
These two young fellas
are boasting how faithful

281
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:47,952
their girlfriends are.

282
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,621
So, this old fellow,
Don Alfonso,

283
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,207
he says to guglielmo
and ferrando,

284
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,251
"okay, let's make a wager

285
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,503
"and test the girls' fidelity."

286
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,965
So, the young men, they
pretend to go overseas and fight,

287
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:06,137
but they come back
disguised as Albanians.

288
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,221
(Laughing)

289
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,223
This cracks me up every time.

290
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,770
Right, of course, the
girls fall for the albinos.

291
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,897
Albanians.

292
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,316
Yes, but there's a twist.

293
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:22,111
Guglielmo's girlfriend falls
for ferrando and vice versa.

294
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,364
Anyway, the boys
reveal their disguises,

295
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,282
and things right
themselves in the end,

296
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,119
and Don Alfonso is proved
right: Women are never true.

297
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,876
We'll have to have a
real cappuccino machine.

298
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,671
In the opening scene,
in the coffee shop.

299
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,548
This is just another
battle of the sexes.

300
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,175
Oh, I suppose so,

301
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,427
if you could
describe the crusades

302
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,263
as a sightseeing lark
on the way to Jerusalem.

303
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,432
Oh, please, someone
give him some lithium.

304
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,516
Come on, everyone.

305
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,103
Show some enthusiasm.

306
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,772
This is a masterpiece.

307
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,981
There's music.

308
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,692
Of course, there's great music.

309
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,778
Let me get this straight,
there's some singing.

310
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,154
It's all singing.

311
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,240
But I'm the only
one that can sing.

312
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,827
[Roy] Oh, yes, but
Jerry can train the others.

313
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,787
Chin up, Jerry.

314
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,123
I believe in you.

315
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,084
Now, now, there's
just one more thing.

316
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,837
Who speaks Italian?

317
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,548
(Opera music)

318
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,092
Hey, it's an easy language!

319
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,468
Ask any Italian!

320
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,595
Ah!

321
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,806
Ah!

322
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,015
Ah!

323
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,559
Get off me.

324
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,103
(Opera music)

325
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:43,609
Aren't you two rats
gonna desert the Titanic?

326
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,027
I prefer this to the ward.

327
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,655
Is this the music to it?

328
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,907
I don't need the score anyway.

329
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,077
It's all in my head.

330
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,204
It is the Harmony
of the spheres,

331
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,708
and that Harmony
is Mozart's music.

332
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,084
Without that,
there would just be

333
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:03,754
a clanging, banging
bedlam all around us.

334
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,216
I'll win 'em over, Jerry.

335
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,427
Tomorrow, come
back, and you'll find

336
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,988
we've missed the
iceberg and we're sailing

337
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,054
into calm waters.

338
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,724
Trust me, Jerry.

339
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,186
(Pigs squealing)

340
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,813
_ pigs don't die with any
sort of grace, do they?

341
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,024
(Woman singing)

342
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,734
You know what the title means?

343
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,694
Women are like that.

344
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,821
No, no, actually,
it's like that,

345
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:29,946
but the implication is

346
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,532
that women are like that.

347
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,783
Women are foolish.

348
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,261
We are just falling
in love with men

349
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,870
at the drop of a hat
and betraying them.

350
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,598
Lucy, why are you
taking this so seriously?

351
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,664
Nothing is decided yet.

352
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,042
And it's only a piece
of therapy for them.

353
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,504
A woman's constancy
is like the arabian Phoenix.

354
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,381
People have heard of
it, but no one has seen it.

355
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,008
You know something?

356
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,635
Lucy's right, Lewis.

357
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,179
Well, it is serious, this
thing about women.

358
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,347
They are like that.

359
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,890
You're joking?

360
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:56,724
No, they are.

361
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,185
Emma was screwing
somebody behind my back.

362
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,940
Cosi fan tutte is a valid
interpretation of women.

363
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,192
Well, that is a very
interesting point, Nick,

364
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,586
but in my experience,
it's usually the men

365
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,795
that have the
difficulty maintaining...

366
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,239
[Nick] Maybe you've
led a sheltered life.

367
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,073
This is a difficult project.

368
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,699
I'm trying to act as though I

369
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,968
t's not my first time directing.

370
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,744
[Nick] Oh, look,
directing's simple.

371
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,621
Well, you'd know, Nick.

372
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:22,083
Look, the rule is
this, all actors are mad,

373
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,459
even the mad ones.

374
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,420
The crucial key is to find
out what sort of animal

375
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,880
the actor is.

376
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,300
Are they a bird? A dog? A tiger?

377
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,843
Because people are...

378
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,095
Settle down, everyone.

379
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,473
I'll play the main
part, guglielmo.

380
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,850
Typecasting, really.

381
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,897
The definite, if not
definitive, dorabella.

382
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,022
Don't you think, Jerry?

383
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,860
And Henry, well, Don
Alfonso, obviously.

384
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,030
Sounds great, Roy.

385
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,448
Of course, it's great.

386
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,551
Don't you worry about Henry.

387
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,993
He's the perfect Don Alfonso.

388
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,327
Henry used to be a lawyer.

389
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,955
They're all cynical
like Don Alfonso.

390
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:01,789
Roy.

391
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,833
Oh, my god, who's
gonna paint the backdrops?

392
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,959
Roy!

393
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:05,793
We gotta get
occupational therapy

394
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,129
to stop making those baskets

395
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,380
and get working right away.

396
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,339
Roy.

397
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,632
Oh, and the posters.

398
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,758
Roy!

399
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,260
That's the name, Jerry.

400
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,346
Roy, no one can sing.

401
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,640
Ruth can hold a tune.

402
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,602
What I mean, Roy, is
that no one can sing opera.

403
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,829
We certainly did get
out on the wrong side

404
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,938
of the bed this morning,
didn't we, Jerry?

405
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,817
Plus, the opera is in Italian.

406
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,403
That is an incredible
burden (groans)

407
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,447
Even for the most
brilliant talent.

408
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,240
I aim for the stars, Jerry.

409
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,408
Is that such a bad thing?

410
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,410
No, I like your enthusiasm.

411
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,078
Then let's aim for the stars!

412
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,080
Be inspired.

413
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,293
(Opera music)

414
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,758
I want what Roy's on.

415
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,802
(Opera music)

416
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,929
Maybe we should do another play?

417
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,890
Yeah let's do cats in the nude!

418
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,476
Take your clothes off!

419
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,437
I've got it, sing it in English.

420
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,689
Jerry can translate the Italian.

421
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,133
We'll start rehearsals
immediately.

422
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,859
Roy, I don't think
you see my point.

423
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,110
It would be very difficult

424
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,280
to start rehearsals
immediately because

425
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,867
no one here can sing this music!

426
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:20,950
(Needle scratches)

427
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,204
Look, it's simple.

428
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,122
You rehearse it like a
proper play, you know?

429
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,540
A stage play?

430
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,084
Then as you know
the songs better,

431
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,086
you incorporate them
into the stage business

432
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,169
you've already learned.

433
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,506
That's exactly
what I was thinking.

434
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,007
[Woman] I'm hungry.

435
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,051
[Doug] That'd be
right, blubber—face.

436
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:37,885
[Woman] Go burn a cat!

437
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:38,969
[Lewis] Lunch!

438
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,597
Whoo! Coming to
eat with us, Lewis?

439
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,848
In a moment.

440
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:43,683
I might just have a look

441
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:44,642
at the translation
of the libretto.

442
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,435
[Roy] Like all
the best directors,

443
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,229
a glutton for punishment.

444
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,899
Couldn't direct a
nymphomaniac to a stag night.

445
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,736
(Gentle music)

446
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,268
So, you obviously
think they're quite capable

447
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,292
of doing this?

448
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,671
Of course, I do, son.

449
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,298
None of them can sing and
the orchestra is comatose.

450
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,176
I'm looking fonnard to it.

451
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,762
(Gentle music)

452
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:25,891
[Ruth] Julie, you're late.

453
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,120
[Julie] I've got to see my
shrink, can you tell Lewis?

454
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,190
(Gentle music)

455
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,781
You're as skinny as a rake.

456
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,700
Here.

457
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,785
(Gagging)

458
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,203
Oh, you're choking.

459
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,540
Here, here, heimlich manoeuvre.

460
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,623
(Grunting) Oof! Oof!

461
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,419
Get it out!

462
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,253
You all right?

463
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,464
You all right? You all right?

464
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,673
(Coughing)

465
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,425
Sit down, sit down.

466
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,843
You know about Julie (coughing)?

467
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,052
She's not coming back.

468
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:07,141
Junkies, totally unreliable.

469
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,937
So, the maid's a
pretty big part, is it?

470
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:12,772
Oh, yeah, yeah.

471
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:16,901
She gets to pretend
to be a doctor, a priest.

472
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,445
Something to
extend my acting, right?

473
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,237
(Chuckles)

474
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,531
Will outsiders see the show?

475
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,615
I don't know.

476
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,077
If it's a real large
role, I'll invite my dad.

477
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,412
Mmhmm.

478
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,664
He'll be surprised
to see me out of water.

479
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,461
My dad was a great duck hunter.

480
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,715
We were very poor,
couldn't afford a dog,

481
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,802
so he had to use me to
point and fetch the ducks.

482
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,931
Those lakes can get
pretty cold when you're

483
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,308
swimming in 'em with a
dead duck in your mouth.

484
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,146
Hah! Just pulling your leg!

485
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,524
I sucked you right in, didn't I?

486
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,780
You know, I really like you.

487
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,453
Well, I better get
back to the libretto.

488
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,997
(Piano music)

489
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:18,295
(Groaning) (Piano keys clanking)

490
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,757
(Soft music)

491
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,303
[Doug] Got a girlfriend?

492
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,724
Hey, I believe in free love,

493
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,893
but it's a bit hard
to practise it in here.

494
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,396
Is she pretty, your girlfriend?

495
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,106
Some people think so.

496
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,899
You gonna marry her?

497
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:39,733
Don't know.

498
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:40,985
Don't.

499
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,571
Dad said to me, you
can always find loneliness

500
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:46,240
in a marriage,
but never solitude.

501
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,741
I like my solitude.

502
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:53,038
Was she a virgin
when you first had her?

503
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,957
[Cherry] Where's the dunnies?

504
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,041
At the back.

505
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,960
I hope you fall in,
but you're too fat.

506
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,169
Go burn a cat.

507
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,465
Why are they always saying that?

508
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,677
That's what I did.

509
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,845
Burned a cat?

510
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,763
Nah, cats.

511
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,348
Me mum had five cats.

512
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:15,102
And me and mum, we'd been
having a few differences.

513
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,729
So one night I rounded 'em up,

514
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,855
put 'em in a cage,
doused 'em with petrol,

515
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,524
then I put a match to 'em.

516
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,234
(Chuckling) Funny, eh?

517
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,695
Then I let 'em
out the cage door,

518
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,362
and I let 'em run loose.

519
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,115
Well, boy, oh,
boy, what a racket.

520
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,742
They were running
around the backyard,

521
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,911
burning and howling.

522
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,163
No such thing as
grace under pressure

523
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,373
for a burning
cat, let me tell ya.

524
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:40,377
Then me mum came outside
to see what was happening.

525
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,796
Totally freaked out, she did.

526
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,341
See, ifigured I'd
wait a couple of hours

527
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,550
'til the cats were dead

528
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,261
and mum was feeling
a bit sorry for herself.

529
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:50,989
I'd go up to the front
door and I'd knock on it,

530
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,182
and I'd say, "hi, mum.

531
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,602
"I've come to talk about
our unresolved conflicts."

532
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,772
Before I know, one
of those fuckin' cats

533
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:00,856
ran into the house.

534
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,399
In a couple of minutes, the
whole bloody house was on fire.

535
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,195
Within half an hour, there
was no front door to knock on.

536
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,241
If it wasn't for that damn
cat, I wouldn't be in here.

537
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,662
What's your
girlfriend's name again?

538
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,996
Lucy.

539
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,790
Lucy.

540
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:18,873
That's a nice name.

541
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,962
Bet she fucked plenty
of guys before you.

542
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,008
I looked in the
mirror this morning

543
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,718
and realised who I am.

544
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:34,807
I mean, how could I
think for one moment

545
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,308
that I am a civil servant?

546
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,313
I am the king of england.

547
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,106
(Laughing)

548
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,190
I talk to plants,

549
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:46,652
I think modern architecture
is driving us insane.

550
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,532
What did you think? —it's good.

551
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,701
Still in its early days?

552
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:54,868
Oh yeah.

553
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,055
We're still sort of journeying
through it, discovering it.

554
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,319
I just wondered if the
madman was a little over the top?

555
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,791
(Laughing)

556
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,084
Well, everyone's a critic.

557
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,919
Absolutely, Nick.

558
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,588
I gotta make a phone call.

559
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,512
So, how is it with
the, uh, loonies?

560
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,098
Yeah, it's going quite well.

561
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,142
Though I might still
want you to come

562
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,268
and give me a hand.

563
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,687
It's a good opera
to be doing, infidelity.

564
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:26,400
Women like to pretend they
don't fool around, but they do.

565
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,986
They're just more
secretive about it.

566
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,613
They don't brag like men do.

567
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:32,448
I mean, Emma.

568
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,741
Emma was doing it every day.

569
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,826
Well, so were you.

570
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:36,910
Only after I knew.

571
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,621
I mean, I saw the
signs: New dress.

572
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,416
I have to stay behind and work.

573
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,087
I bet you Lucy's doing it.

574
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,047
Come off it, Nick.

575
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,381
I'm not being personal here.

576
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,759
It's just an anthropological
observation.

577
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:54,053
Sorry.

578
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:55,947
The guy at legal aid wants
me to help him out tonight.

579
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:56,971
I better go.

580
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,435
Loan me a 10, Lewis?

581
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,025
See ya.

582
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,112
How late will you be?

583
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,781
I don't know, when we finish.

584
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,492
Don't worry, you are going to be

585
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,327
a much better
director than Nick.

586
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:26,960
Don't wait up.

587
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,573
$10 dollars she's
playing around.

588
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:32,549
$10 dollars.

589
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:33,884
That's my $10 dollars.

590
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,844
Not after I've won the bet.

591
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,429
All right, make it $50 dollars.

592
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,306
All right, 50.

593
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,433
Lewis.

594
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,520
She wants me to take her out.

595
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,151
J“ and I will raise
you from your sleep j“

596
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:56,323
j“ I will kiss you
in four places j“

597
00:26:56,406 --> 00:27:01,370
j“ as I go running
along your street j“

598
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:06,834
j“ I will squeeze the
life right outta you j“

599
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:12,339
j“ you will make me
laugh and make me cry j“

600
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:16,593
j“ and we will
never forget it j“

601
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,971
j“ you'll make me
call your name j“

602
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:24,017
j“ and I'll shout it to
the blue summer sky j“

603
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:30,399
j“ and we may
never meet again j“

604
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:35,821
j“ so shed your skin
and let's get started j“

605
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:40,701
j“ and you will throw j“

606
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:45,455
j“ your arms around me j“

607
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,417
j“ yeah, you will throw j“

608
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,500
oh (chuckling).

609
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,713
I'm early.

610
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,759
I was told that you
weren't coming back.

611
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,070
Yeah, I was gonna
come back yesterday

612
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,096
after I saw my
shrink, but he was late.

613
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,140
They're always late.

614
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:06,810
You have a good voice.

615
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,481
Christ, it's hard to
get out of this place.

616
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:14,610
You been here long?

617
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,693
Five months.

618
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,030
Mm, too long.

619
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,489
My parents had me committed.

620
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:21,867
I should be in drug rehab,

621
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,494
but, you know, the shrink
said drugs were the symptom,

622
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:25,662
not the cause, so...

623
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,040
But cosi's great.

624
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,876
Yeah, I like things about love.

625
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,756
What does your girlfriend do?

626
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:36,590
She's a last year law student.

627
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,467
She also helps out at legal aid.

628
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,886
Yeah, my father's
a retired lawyer.

629
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,847
Boy, they can find
all sorts of loopholes.

630
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:44,681
I mean, I'm a loophole.

631
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:45,933
That's why I'm in here.

632
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,815
You have a nice smile.

633
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,496
[Lewis] All right,
everybody and action.

634
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:10,666
I know dorabella
is faithful and true.

635
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,585
There's nothing unvirtuous
you'd get her to do.

636
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:14,419
Ah.

637
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:17,547
You think fiordiligia
traitor to me?

638
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:20,092
I know I am right and
she would constant be.

639
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:22,594
Henry?

640
00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:24,596
Henry, that's your cue.

641
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,680
Mm mm.

642
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,684
A brilliant piece of casting.

643
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,186
Henry, don't you
want to do this?

644
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:34,022
He m—made me d—d—do this.

645
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:37,025
Why do people always
let me down (banging)?

646
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:40,028
[Doug] Hey, yo, it's a
do—it—yourself lobotomy.

647
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,614
God knows how you
can live with yourself.

648
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,116
You're a failure as a lawyer.

649
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,909
I give you a chance at success,

650
00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,245
but, oh, no, you choose failure.

651
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:51,415
Roy, no one is a
success or failure in life.

652
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,292
Tell that to the
failures of this world.

653
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,295
I don't think that
approach is gonna help, Roy.

654
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,170
Oh, look, I've known
him for six years,

655
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,089
but you're the director, Jerry.

656
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:04,261
Henry, Henry,
I'd like you to stay.

657
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:05,554
Why don't you just sit down,

658
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,472
watch what the others
are doing for a while,

659
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,599
and then you can join
in when you want to?

660
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,521
Okay, we'll go on to
scene two with the girls

661
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:17,190
so that Henry can watch
how the others do it.

662
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,442
Bravo!

663
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:19,276
Masterstroke.

664
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,152
[Lewis] Roy!

665
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,195
Couldn't direct a
rat up a drainpipe.

666
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,192
[Julie] To reveals an Adonis,

667
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,704
but not to the image
enshrined on my heart.

668
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,427
[Ruth] Then love,
it must follow that...

669
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:35,250
(Clears throat)
Ruth, it might be good

670
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,752
if you walked over there.

671
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,006
Well, you're thinking
about your lover.

672
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,800
[Doug] Just move your
fat ass to the other side.

673
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,177
But I don't have a lover.

674
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,053
I'll be your lover.

675
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,055
Ruth, you're going over there

676
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:49,056
to think about your lover.

677
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:50,182
That's your motivation.

678
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,600
I have no lover.

679
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,101
I don't think you heard me.

680
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,396
[Ruth] What's over here?

681
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,273
Ah, well, there's a garden,

682
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:01,068
some rocks, a cliff
overlooking the sea.

683
00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:01,985
There's nothing here.

684
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,820
Well, they're an illusion.

685
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:04,905
Patently.

686
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,326
Am I near the
illusion of the cliffs?

687
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,244
Do us all a favour, jump.

688
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,412
[Lewis] Doug!

689
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,246
[Doug] What?

690
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:14,081
How do you want me to show

691
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:17,125
that I'm thinking about
my illusionary lover?

692
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,710
Ruth. —yes?

693
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,504
What sort of animal are you?

694
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,631
For pity's sake, Jerry!

695
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,299
Ruth isn't an animal.

696
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,926
She's a human being.

697
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,177
Roy's right, you know.

698
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,888
Look, the way I see it,

699
00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:31,515
a director's like a traffic cop.

700
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,350
You have to direct traffic.

701
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,976
Ruth, now what you want to know

702
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,354
is how many steps
you have to take, right?

703
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,356
Yes, that's it,
that's it exactly.

704
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,483
Now that's a perfectly
legitimate question.

705
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,527
Now I don't wanna teach
you to suck eggs, Jerry,

706
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:47,656
but, well, Ruth, she's
obviously crying out for direction.

707
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:51,076
When do I get to play the piano?

708
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,887
[Lewis] All right, Ruth,
if you take four steps

709
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,870
from there to there, you
will avoid any illusions!

710
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:55,705
[Errol] You're learning, son.

711
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,016
[Lewis] Oh, thank
you very much, errol!

712
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:57,791
[Errol] You're welcome.

713
00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:00,001
And Zac, do you
remember that we decided

714
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,921
to rehearse cosi as a play
before we introduced the music?

715
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,632
These four steps, if I
took very small steps,

716
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,967
I could do that in eight.

717
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,260
Or I could do it in two.

718
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,094
So, which do you want?

719
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:09,970
Four, eight or two?

720
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:11,346
Someone strangle her!

721
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,597
Can I go to the toilet?

722
00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:13,473
[Doug] Go get a bedpan.

723
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,474
[Cherry] You, shut up.

724
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,309
I'm not fuckin'
stupid, you know.

725
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:17,227
He can't move.

726
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,896
Ruth, let's make pussy not war.

727
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:20,897
You are an animal.

728
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:21,857
Don't you talk to her like that.

729
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:22,691
What are you gonna do?

730
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,526
Spit on me and
give me the plague?

731
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,360
Quiet!

732
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,028
Without me, you are nothing.

733
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:27,863
[Lewis] Quiet!

734
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,406
Seig heil!

735
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,741
Roy, don't worry about me.

736
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:32,908
You have your hands full

737
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,703
just concentrating
on your acting.

738
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,539
You, if you're a director,

739
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:40,000
Doug's Mel Gibson.

740
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,335
Roy, one more word
outta you and I quit.

741
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:43,753
You're incompetent.

742
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,756
That's it, I quit.

743
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:54,181
That was two words.

744
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:56,808
(Gentle music)

745
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:05,692
All right, everyone,
I'm your new director.

746
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,944
(Gentle music)

747
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,945
[Cherry] Lewis!

748
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:10,780
Come back!

749
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:11,947
- [Julie] Lewis!

750
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,116
Mate! —lewis, stay!

751
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,244
Don't go!
—don't leave us with Roy!

752
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:19,581
Don't go! Lewis! —please!

753
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,457
I'll help you direct!

754
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,875
Come on!

755
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,877
Their routine's already
been disrupted enough.

756
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,711
It's not gonna hurt.

757
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,505
They need to see
how others do it.

758
00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:27,839
[Errol] It's a bad idea.

759
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,549
I think it's a good idea.

760
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,678
It's all yours, errol.

761
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,306
(Gentle music)

762
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:53,490
All right, everyone, out.

763
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:54,991
Come on, follow me.

764
00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:00,181
[Roy] There's a
lot of water out there.

765
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,832
[Doug] Excuse me mate,
could I borrow some matches?

766
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:05,335
Here you go.

767
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,418
Hey, thanks.

768
00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:08,731
[Woman] Wait,
you got my matches.

769
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:11,091
Who is this director
friend of yours?

770
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:14,010
And he's also acting in it?

771
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,721
So, he's an auteur.

772
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,102
[Man] Hey, hey, what
are you doing, you idiot!

773
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,062
[Doug] Hey, up yours.

774
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,899
(Chattering)

775
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,585
[Errol] All right,
come on, stay together.

776
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,819
Keep up, Henry.

777
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,487
This row.

778
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,321
In you go.

779
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,447
Come on, Roy.

780
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:35,282
[Roy] Piss off, mate.

781
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,467
You don't want to
be here, all right?

782
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,201
Come on, in, everybody.

783
00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:39,035
Henry, come on.

784
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:40,412
[Doug] Hey,
love, how's it going?

785
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:43,039
Doug, you out of
the crack, come on.

786
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:43,957
Sorry dad.

787
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,875
[Errol] Beside me.

788
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,587
Right, anyone out of
line, it's back to the bus.

789
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,174
Hey you need a light, love?

790
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,653
One more word
outta you, I'll rip

791
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,679
your fuckin' tongue
out through your ass.

792
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:03,852
Sophie?

793
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:06,479
Must not have heard me.

794
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,400
Why do women go out in the rain?

795
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:14,946
God in heaven, she
did not notice me.

796
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,448
I am lost.

797
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:19,534
Lost forever.

798
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,077
A dog was talking to me.

799
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,247
Am I going mad?

800
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,792
A dog was talking to me.

801
00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:28,876
It was saying...

802
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,713
(Barks)

803
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:36,051
I've been (barks) Very ill.

804
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,802
I think I'm going mad.

805
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,554
Dogs are talking to me.

806
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,768
This doesn't look like a house.

807
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,603
This is not the palace.

808
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,705
Call Princess Diana and tell her

809
00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,898
they've taken me
to the wrong place.

810
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:50,774
Please. —please.

811
00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:52,400
I've gone mad, get away from me.

812
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:55,820
Ah!

813
00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:59,240
You can't do that to
the king of england.

814
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,787
Save your sad son!

815
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,791
They are ripping my
mind apart (sobbing).

816
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:13,296
Save me as you would
a Romanian orphan.

817
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,509
Oh, I feel like a
motherless child.

818
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,220
(Crying)

819
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,931
(Hammer clicks)

820
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:26,267
(Grunts)

821
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:27,602
(Gasps)

822
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:30,814
(Audience applauding)

823
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:37,946
Oh, that's how a real
director works his magic.

824
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:40,865
[Nick] Thank you.

825
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:43,326
(Audience applauding)

826
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:45,078
[Roy] Bravo, bravo!

827
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:48,808
[Lewis] What's all
this stuff used for?

828
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:49,582
[Sandra] It's useless.

829
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,292
The cigarette
company gave it to us.

830
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,087
Lewis, come and look at
all these plans and designs

831
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,381
that all these mad
bastards want to...

832
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,674
What's that?

833
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,426
These ought to be cut up.

834
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,261
What would you
know, you spastic?

835
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,095
It looks very busy.

836
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:02,929
Don't cut that.

837
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,012
Oh, shit!

838
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:05,765
I'll get a tissue.

839
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,852
Oh, this is hopeless.

840
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,521
Pay attention, everyone.

841
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,733
We're going to be
in show business.

842
00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:17,819
Now stop making those things
and start making our set.

843
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,613
Or else it's back
to shock treatment.

844
00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:28,203
[Errol] You've got to
have the discipline, Julie,

845
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,622
and the treatment will work.

846
00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:30,706
[Man] Sure.

847
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:32,751
[Lewis] Hello, Ruth.

848
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,604
Doug's already up at the hall,

849
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:37,422
and cherry's on
her way up there.

850
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,025
I just thought I'd
give it a bit of a sweep

851
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,844
because it is so filthy.

852
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:45,972
You all right?

853
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,936
My husband just didn't
come and visit me today.

854
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,188
He's a very busy man.

855
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,504
You know, if you
want to cut your wrists,

856
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,781
you should cut up
the veins, not across.

857
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:09,496
(Gentle music)

858
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,472
Hello, Julie. —hey.

859
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:30,350
[Man] Lucy!

860
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:31,518
They were my parents.

861
00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:35,313
(Clears throat)

862
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:36,457
Why weren't you
at the play yesterday?

863
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:39,609
Ah, yeah, um, I
had to see my shrink,

864
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,444
talk about my future.

865
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,154
Hm, some future.

866
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:50,161
You know, my grandmother
ended up like that,

867
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,538
in a place like this.

868
00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,288
What, did she go mad?

869
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:54,499
She went a little mad.

870
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,878
In her mind, she was living
in the year before I was born.

871
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,464
So she thought
that I was my father,

872
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:02,924
who had married my mother,

873
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,217
who was pregnant with me.

874
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:08,388
So you pretended
to be your father

875
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,723
about to father yourself.

876
00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:12,409
Oh, god, don't ever tell
a psychiatrist that one.

877
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,935
They'd have a heart attack.

878
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,275
So, in a way,
you're sort of, um,

879
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,901
testing yourself in coming here.

880
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,280
I guess I am.

881
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,573
Casting couch.

882
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:29,325
You'll see he'll cut our
parts and build up hers.

883
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:33,037
Oh, what's cosi now, a
one—woman monologue?

884
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:36,207
(Julie laughing)

885
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,793
Does your
girlfriend play around?

886
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:39,877
No, no.

887
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,065
The opera's sort of saying

888
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,466
that women can't
be trusted, isn't it?

889
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,678
Well, yeah, but I
mean, in a frivolous way.

890
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,054
It's not frivolous.

891
00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:54,726
I don't like men's
double standards.

892
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,227
Men want women to deceive them

893
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,771
because it'll prove their
worst thoughts about women,

894
00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:01,524
and they have a lot of
bad thoughts about women.

895
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:04,027
And they become so
righteous, you know,

896
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,195
like guglielmo and ferrando.

897
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,241
Everyone out there
is so righteous.

898
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,453
I just wish he'd
give her a good poke!

899
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:15,830
(Laughing)

900
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,041
[Patients] Fire! Fire!

901
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:19,124
Fire! Fire!

902
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,795
(Screaming)

903
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,094
(Windows breaking)

904
00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:31,971
[Lewis] Stay back,
stay back, stay back!

905
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:37,018
(Fire crackling) (Solemn music)

906
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:06,255
(Steeple crashing)

907
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:11,803
(Sirens wailing)

908
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:14,472
(Firefighters shouting)

909
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,683
[Kirner] It's a disaster,
a complete disaster.

910
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:17,642
[Doug] Hey, fireman,
I knew that wood

911
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:18,977
would burn real quick.

912
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,162
[Kirner] You're
finished, Mr. Riley.

913
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,604
Doug? He didn't burn it down.

914
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,898
It was Jerry. —it was me!

915
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,234
Can we please,

916
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,235
please, can we rethink this?

917
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,820
I mean, it's very
important to them.

918
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,363
They want to do this.

919
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,365
That's not exactly
true, Mr. Riley.

920
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:35,326
Roy comes to my office
every afternoon complaining

921
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,621
about your direction and your
obsession with this opera.

922
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:39,455
And then there's the matter

923
00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:40,957
of your marriage
proposal to cherry.

924
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,419
I can do it without Doug.

925
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:45,670
You may be able to.

926
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,213
These people cannot.

927
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:49,799
These people are
damaged, Mr. Riley.

928
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,926
They are not capable
of doing an opera.

929
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,094
They are capable.

930
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,655
The minister for health
does not want them

931
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,389
to be made a laughingstock.

932
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,242
They are going to do
something within their range.

933
00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:00,268
Mr. Kirner, give him a break.

934
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,561
Errol, I am in charge here.

935
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:02,895
I am the one who has to report

936
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,289
to the minister
for health, not you.

937
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,315
He cannot control
them, Sandra can.

938
00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:07,960
Sandra's gonna do
something within their reach,

939
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:09,902
a variety show or whatever.

940
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,904
Your services are
no longer required.

941
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:13,865
[Sandra] I told you so.

942
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,075
I didn't like the look
of him in the first place.

943
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,785
Rather feminine,
don't you think.

944
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,878
Y—y—you mean, w—w—we
won't be doing c—cosi?

945
00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:31,090
I've just been sacked.

946
00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,633
I've learned all my lines.

947
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,052
I've learned everyone's.

948
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:37,889
But I I—like theatre.

949
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,933
See, even if we could do
it, we don't have the space.

950
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,190
I know what we could use.

951
00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:50,443
(Creaking)

952
00:42:58,701 --> 00:42:59,786
They're gonna tear it down.

953
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:00,787
No one uses it.

954
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,455
[Ruth] It's such a mess.

955
00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:03,790
I'm not cleaning this.

956
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:04,933
[Cherry] We'll all help, Ruth.

957
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,501
We'd have to do it in secret.

958
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,335
[Julie] We can do that.

959
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:08,169
[Lewis] I could sneak in.

960
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,313
[Henry] It would be illegal.

961
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:11,047
It'll be like war, Henry.

962
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,757
We're the goodies.

963
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,842
And kirner and
Sandra are the baddies.

964
00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:15,676
(Chuckling)

965
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,012
With p—p—passwords
and everything?

966
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,305
This is perfect.

967
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,391
I would have preferred
something bigger though.

968
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:24,393
Oh, what about ferrando?

969
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,438
Seeing as you put our
ferrando in a closed ward.

970
00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:30,024
Roy, he burned down the hall.

971
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,234
I know Doug.

972
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:32,917
He'll kill you once
he gets out of there.

973
00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:34,821
Ah look on the
bright side, cherry.

974
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:36,447
For killing an
actor, he'd get life.

975
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:39,659
For killing a director,
he'll get eternal gratitude.

976
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,494
All right, now, just
listen, everybody.

977
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:44,122
Now, everybody
understands, don't they?

978
00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,957
That you'll be doing two shows?

979
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,835
You'll be rehearsing Sandra's
variety show during the day,

980
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:52,338
and then at night,
cosi fan tutte secretly.

981
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:55,508
Oh, my god, I've got it.

982
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,552
Oh, sometimes I'm so...

983
00:43:58,761 --> 00:43:59,971
What's the word?

984
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:01,180
Mentally ill.

985
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:02,264
Perspicacious.

986
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,269
It was there right
before my eyes.

987
00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:10,857
You'll play ferrando!

988
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,900
The show lives, cosi lives.

989
00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:17,947
(Upbeat piano music)

990
00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:22,243
That's really good, Lewis.

991
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:24,620
So now you're acting in it,

992
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,544
you're directing it, and
you're not being paid.

993
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:27,331
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

994
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,834
Look, you just had
to be there, Lucy.

995
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,253
(Laughing)

996
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,881
(Gentle music)

997
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,972
(Coughing)

998
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,600
[Cherry] Get up.

999
00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:55,526
(Slapping)

1000
00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:59,447
(Gentle music)

1001
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,870
(Knocking)

1002
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:06,996
P—password?

1003
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:08,956
Lobotomy.

1004
00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:14,003
Well it's very complicated.

1005
00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:14,921
[Zac] You have to
have some faith, Lewis,

1006
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,339
faith in your fellow man.

1007
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:18,799
[Lewis] Yes, but can you do it?

1008
00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:19,883
Of course.

1009
00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:24,805
There's a lot of expertise
in this madhouse, you know.

1010
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:27,350
(Opera music)

1011
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,371
See, that's where
it needs to be really...

1012
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,147
What are you doing?

1013
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,316
What's that on your head?

1014
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,610
My hair.

1015
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:38,945
Not you, you.

1016
00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,279
This is our tribute.

1017
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,991
Our south American
dance tribute.

1018
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:45,868
To whom?

1019
00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:48,371
Carmen Miranda.

1020
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:50,456
Oh.

1021
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,168
And when despina
comes to cure the boys,

1022
00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:55,044
this is how she does it.

1023
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,127
Shock treatment.

1024
00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:57,838
Bang!

1025
00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:58,756
On goes the machine.

1026
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:03,803
On goes the headset (screaming).

1027
00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,138
Headset goes on first.

1028
00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:07,890
Chicakboom!

1029
00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,392
Chickaboom!

1030
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:10,977
Woo hoo!

1031
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,060
Chickaboom!

1032
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,481
(Yelling)

1033
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:20,945
(Upbeat music)

1034
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,702
(Ripping)

1035
00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:29,495
[Sandra] One, two, three, four.

1036
00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:32,581
J“ Monday Monday j“

1037
00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,750
j“ so good to me j“

1038
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:36,919
[all] Na—na, na—na—na.

1039
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,963
J“ Monday, Monday j“

1040
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:39,755
j“ it was all j“

1041
00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,799
now, cruel woman,
I understand you.

1042
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,385
That snake, that monster
and all that's based

1043
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:45,468
in the living desert,

1044
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:46,571
you think I am all of those?

1045
00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:48,347
You robbed me of my peace.

1046
00:46:48,431 --> 00:46:49,181
(Electrical zapping)

1047
00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:49,974
(Gasping)

1048
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:50,808
Oh oh, Doug's back.

1049
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:51,891
Don't be stupid, woman.

1050
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,273
They deserved it,
didn't they, Lewis?

1051
00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:01,193
The men in cosi.

1052
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:02,903
They test their
girlfriends' fidelity

1053
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,030
and look what happens.

1054
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:06,032
Their girls fall for other men.

1055
00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:07,115
Lewis!

1056
00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:08,158
Where are you?

1057
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,369
I've got a cake for you.

1058
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:11,704
[Zac] I like the dark.

1059
00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:12,997
[Ruth] Me too.

1060
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,541
I once had a man friend who
would put me in a wardrobe

1061
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,460
and tie me up so I
wouldn't run away.

1062
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:19,920
Four knots.

1063
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:22,715
Maybe it was three.

1064
00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:23,674
[Cherry] Lewis?

1065
00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:24,508
[Ruth] He stopped doing it

1066
00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,010
because he said
he got tired of me.

1067
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:26,844
[Cherry] Nah.

1068
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:28,687
[Ruth] So I cut the
legs off all his trousers

1069
00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:30,181
Lewis?

1070
00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:31,057
[Zac] Bastard.

1071
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,725
He only wanted me for sex.

1072
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,770
Men like sex more than women

1073
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,581
because they don't have
to clean up the mess.

1074
00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:39,815
[Zac] Yeah, but women
are god's punishment

1075
00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:42,109
for men playin' with themselves.

1076
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,235
I love you, Ruth.

1077
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,321
Creep (slapping)!

1078
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,033
Come down here.
—where are you, Lewis?

1079
00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:50,409
You're too skinny (gasps).

1080
00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:56,624
- [Roy] I did it! I fixed it!

1081
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:57,708
[Ruth] Leave me alone!

1082
00:47:57,792 --> 00:48:00,211
[Zac] Go ahead, slap me.

1083
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:03,839
(Mysterious music)

1084
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:08,344
Kiss him again and I'll
break your fucking arm.

1085
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:10,346
[Ruth] What are you saying?

1086
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:11,555
Stop it.

1087
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,432
[Zac] Stay with me, Ruth.

1088
00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:16,894
[Roy] Unbelievable,
disaster, disaster.

1089
00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:19,855
I just wish you had've told me.

1090
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:21,690
They were really
keen to meet you.

1091
00:48:21,774 --> 00:48:23,894
They wanted to hear about
your work with the patients.

1092
00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:25,820
Well, look, I'm sorry.

1093
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,447
I told you, we are so
far behind schedule.

1094
00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:29,949
Look, I just never see you.

1095
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,037
Okay, Nick, come on, let's go.

1096
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,040
I thought I'd stay
and give Lucy a hand.

1097
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,291
Oh, yeah?

1098
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:43,087
I've been thinking,
Lucy's right about cosi.

1099
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:45,172
I was blaming Emma for too much.

1100
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:46,799
What's this got
to do with anything?

1101
00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:47,633
The opera's out of date.

1102
00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:49,677
That's very modern of you, Nick.

1103
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,595
My point is not about
it being out of date.

1104
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,389
No, both of you go!

1105
00:48:54,807 --> 00:48:57,268
[Nick] Maybe I can put a
different slant on it, you know?

1106
00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,477
Make it more now.

1107
00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:00,020
I'm really sorry. —go.

1108
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,704
Peter Brooks did
something a while back

1109
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:02,857
with the empty space.

1110
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,234
You've gotta look at
things in a new light.

1111
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:09,029
(Dog barking)

1112
00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:11,716
[Assistant] I hear you
enjoyed your first time.

1113
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,743
(Suspenseful music)

1114
00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:16,245
Come on, come here.

1115
00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:19,290
(Suspenseful music)

1116
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,793
I know why you're here, Lewis.

1117
00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,336
I hope you made out your will.

1118
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,673
Your boyfriend won't be
able to help you, Lewis.

1119
00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:29,383
You're mine.

1120
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,011
(Jovial music)

1121
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,519
(Knocking)

1122
00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,396
Henry.

1123
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,773
- T—t—today's p—password?

1124
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:48,068
P—password?

1125
00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:51,071
I don't know the password.

1126
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:53,782
(Door creaking)

1127
00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,537
[Roy] You always
tell the director

1128
00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:00,915
the password, you drongo.

1129
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,726
[Lewis] All right,
everybody, this is Nick ward.

1130
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:05,878
Now he directed and he
starred in diary of a madman

1131
00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:06,962
and he's come here today

1132
00:50:07,046 --> 00:50:08,482
to have a look at
what we've been doing

1133
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,132
and just give us
some of his opinions.

1134
00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:11,342
Maestro.

1135
00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:12,718
I'll get you a chair.

1136
00:50:12,801 --> 00:50:13,552
Thank you.

1137
00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:14,386
[Lewis] All right.

1138
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,221
Let's take it from scene two,

1139
00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:16,944
which is the scene
where the men have left

1140
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,516
pretending to go to war,

1141
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:21,477
and fiordiligi, dorabella
are talking to despina

1142
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,021
about how much
they'll miss their lovers.

1143
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,981
Let's, Julie?

1144
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,654
Without my
guglielmo, I think I'd die.

1145
00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:34,907
Without my ferrando,
I think I'll Bury myself.

1146
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:38,118
You might think that no
woman ever died for love.

1147
00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:39,203
Die for a man?

1148
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:39,995
Why?

1149
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,206
There's a lot more
where they came from.

1150
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,291
Let's, let's stop there.

1151
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,754
You've gotta move.

1152
00:50:48,837 --> 00:50:50,756
You're standing
there like statues.

1153
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,676
Here's this woman telling you

1154
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:56,178
to go out and fuck
any men you can.

1155
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,262
(Laughs)

1156
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:58,615
And you want to
remain true to your lovers.

1157
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:01,559
Now, an old—fashioned
concept, Grant you,

1158
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:04,353
but you have to
be really pissed off

1159
00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:07,690
when despina says there's
more where they came from.

1160
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,359
It has to be more
real when you say,

1161
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:13,195
without my guglielmo,
I'd Bury myself.

1162
00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:17,700
Now the old girl is so
cynical that you girls,

1163
00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,661
aflhough protesting your love,

1164
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:22,705
move away while she is

1165
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:25,207
almost whispering in your ear

1166
00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:26,959
like some tempter.

1167
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,753
Like the very devil himself.

1168
00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:35,050
I couldn't have
put it better myself.

1169
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:36,844
Are you listening
to this, Jerry?

1170
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,846
[Ruth] Should we
take six or seven steps?

1171
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:39,929
Seven, Ruth.

1172
00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:41,932
Believe me, it's
better this way.

1173
00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,811
What kind of animal are you?

1174
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:47,730
A giraffe.

1175
00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:48,813
She's a giraffe.

1176
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:52,067
Oh, ah, the hand gesture.

1177
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,153
Such a cliche.

1178
00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:55,236
Cut.

1179
00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:57,865
From the beginning.

1180
00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:00,701
(Clears throat)

1181
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:03,412
Without my
guglielmo, I think I'd die.

1182
00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:06,540
Without my ferrando,
I think I'll Bury myself.

1183
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,001
You don't think no
woman ever died for love?

1184
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,169
Louder!

1185
00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:11,003
Die for a man? Why?

1186
00:52:11,086 --> 00:52:12,796
There's plenty more
where they came from.

1187
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,298
Don't insult those pure men.

1188
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,467
They're models of
fidelity and perfect love.

1189
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:17,718
Don't talk nonsense.

1190
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,678
You look for fidelity in a man.

1191
00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:20,638
Don't make me laugh.

1192
00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:22,222
Their tricks are all the same.

1193
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,893
Lies, deceptions,
crocodile tears.

1194
00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:28,562
All they wanna do is
hop into your pants.

1195
00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:33,025
And once they've had their
pleasure, they despise us.

1196
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:34,360
They turn their backs on us.

1197
00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:36,028
They become tyrants!

1198
00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:37,946
And don't expect
mercy from tyrants.

1199
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,865
We women should
pay them back in kind!

1200
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:43,619
I don't agree with what
despina's saying here, of course.

1201
00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:45,537
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

1202
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,122
My vision is coming alive.

1203
00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:50,668
(Laughing)

1204
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,795
This is such misogynist shit.

1205
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:53,878
Hmm?

1206
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,549
The men don't trust the
women, so they trick them.

1207
00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:58,860
I mean, the men
are going off to war.

1208
00:52:58,884 --> 00:52:59,635
What are the women gonna do?

1209
00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:01,845
Well, they're not gonna
hang around like nuns.

1210
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,056
I mean, the men could
be away for years.

1211
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:08,102
What's wrong with the women
having the occasional fuck?

1212
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,353
Shut up!

1213
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,146
Wash y—your mouth out!

1214
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:11,980
[Lewis] Henry.

1215
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:17,027
You've got a f—filthy
mouth and a... f—filthy mind.

1216
00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:21,156
You think that women sh—should
betray their, their lovers?

1217
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:24,493
In the context of the
men going off to war,

1218
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:26,662
it isn't betrayal.

1219
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:28,622
They're entitled to their fun.

1220
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:34,211
My father was a soldier.

1221
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:36,922
I've got s—something
to say, Lewis.

1222
00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:39,216
Okay.

1223
00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:44,304
My father was a
s—soldier and a great man.

1224
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,099
My mother waited
for him for years.

1225
00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:51,395
And when he returned,
they got married and had me.

1226
00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:53,021
She didn't betray him.

1227
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:55,274
That's love.

1228
00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:57,526
You're from a
different generation.

1229
00:53:57,609 --> 00:54:02,072
Is this what y—you want
this cosi to be about?

1230
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,949
Women b—b—betraying their men?

1231
00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:05,993
Fuck me — don't swear!

1232
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:10,289
Y—you want these
w—w—women to be whores.

1233
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:11,123
[Lewis] Henry.

1234
00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:14,084
Well, he's not going to
make my mother a whore.

1235
00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:15,478
Henry, cosi's
not a serious work.

1236
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:17,421
I—I—it's a comedy

1237
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:21,341
where a woman can remain true.

1238
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:23,177
Is that a t—t—t—tragedy?

1239
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,554
Oh, come on. —you!

1240
00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:27,890
I saw your play.

1241
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,435
You know nothing about madness.

1242
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,728
That's it.

1243
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:33,913
I'm not gonna put
up with this crap.

1244
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:34,688
Crap?

1245
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:35,898
Why, you...

1246
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:37,024
All right Henry! —lewis!

1247
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:37,900
Henry!

1248
00:54:37,901 --> 00:54:39,234
Drop him, Henry!

1249
00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:40,819
That's your director.

1250
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:41,903
Henry!

1251
00:54:42,571 --> 00:54:46,241
If only your parents had
forced you to do tax law

1252
00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:48,076
instead of criminal law,

1253
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,371
you wouldn't be such
an emotional mess.

1254
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,836
Mr. Ward, you were brilliant!

1255
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,714
How about you and
I do cosi fan tutte,

1256
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:01,924
and we get rid of Jerry?

1257
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:03,509
Listen, you wacko.

1258
00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,719
Not only is the
opera a piece of shit,

1259
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:08,263
but it's way beyond what
any of you people can do.

1260
00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:09,848
It'll be a disaster.

1261
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:10,682
And you!

1262
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:13,018
You need all the shock
treatment you can get!

1263
00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:17,689
Come on.

1264
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:18,565
Let's go back inside.

1265
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,108
You're a failure.

1266
00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:21,819
You both are.

1267
00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:23,654
(Thunder rumbling)

1268
00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:24,988
Why am I a failure, Roy?

1269
00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:28,367
You and that idiot
director friend of yours.

1270
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:32,913
What would you both know
about the torments of genius?

1271
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,832
That's it, I'm not doing cosi.

1272
00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:38,710
But you wanna do it.

1273
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:44,341
Well, it's wonderful.

1274
00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:47,970
It's about people, love.

1275
00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:49,555
Love?

1276
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:53,767
Music is what love
between humans should be,

1277
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:56,395
and we've thrown out the music.

1278
00:55:56,478 --> 00:56:00,274
I had a dream,
Jerry, and it's fading.

1279
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,151
You're a failure.

1280
00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:06,738
You're even worse than Henry.

1281
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:12,870
(Rain falling) (Thunder rolling)

1282
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:15,831
What was your dream, Roy?

1283
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:18,959
Music.

1284
00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:22,296
Colourful costumes.

1285
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,505
Joie de vivre.

1286
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:28,552
A world that was
like my childhood.

1287
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,015
The tea parties.

1288
00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:35,142
The dances in our ballroom.

1289
00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:38,562
And my beautiful mother.

1290
00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:40,272
She's flirting with the men

1291
00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:43,442
and she's waving
her fan so fast,

1292
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:46,111
it was just like a blur.

1293
00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:49,156
Mozart was being
played on the piano.

1294
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,701
That's the world I wanted
cosi fan tutte to capture.

1295
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:54,661
To recapture.

1296
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,873
I wanted it to be beautiful.

1297
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,044
It was supposed to
make us forget this place.

1298
00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,422
Cosi fan tutte's gone.

1299
00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:06,757
The music too.

1300
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,928
(Crying)

1301
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:16,141
Roy, I think we can have
some of Mozart's music in it.

1302
00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:19,686
Do you think so?

1303
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:20,979
Yes.

1304
00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:22,814
Just leave it to me, okay?

1305
00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:26,652
Can I trust that you're not
gonna let me down again?

1306
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:27,735
Roy.

1307
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,823
All right, I'll give
you one more chance.

1308
00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:36,244
(Thunder rumbling)

1309
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:42,501
(Suspenseful music)

1310
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:47,464
(Water splashing)

1311
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,927
(Suspenseful music)

1312
00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:57,099
(Pigs snorting)

1313
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:10,277
(Squealing)

1314
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:17,577
(Gentle music)

1315
00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:30,507
Hello, is anyone home?

1316
00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:33,468
(Slow piano music)

1317
00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:42,060
(Suspenseful music)

1318
00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:55,907
(Suspenseful music)

1319
00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:05,667
(Grunting)

1320
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,357
Hey, it's not the
end of the world!

1321
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:12,841
(Screaming)

1322
00:59:12,924 --> 00:59:15,260
I mean, there are
pigs everywhere.

1323
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:18,055
Yeah, I thought this one
might like to be by the fire.

1324
00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:19,264
[Lucy] Who are you?

1325
00:59:19,347 --> 00:59:21,141
Oh I heard there
was a room for rent.

1326
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,853
No there are no
rooms for rent here.

1327
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:27,022
Oh, that's okay,
I'll stay on the couch.

1328
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,358
Do you always walk
around the house naked?

1329
00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:33,366
It's a sure sign when
there are pigs everywhere

1330
00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:35,322
that the apocalypse
is nearly upon us.

1331
00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:36,948
That's what me mum said.

1332
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:38,283
- [Nick] Lucy!

1333
00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,743
Nick, in here.

1334
00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:40,911
Hey, how are ya?

1335
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,746
Hey, you share with Lewis?

1336
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:43,538
[Nick] Who are you?

1337
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:45,539
And you take turns with Lucy.

1338
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:46,666
I want you out of here.

1339
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:49,086
I saw your
production in the park.

1340
00:59:49,169 --> 00:59:51,671
I don't mean to be critical,
but your direction sucks.

1341
00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,048
I wonder if you could go?

1342
00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:54,466
But I just got here.

1343
00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:55,902
[Lewis] What are
the lights doing off?

1344
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:57,219
Good evenin'.

1345
00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:58,428
(Pig grunts)

1346
00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:01,014
How did you escape
from closed ward?

1347
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,015
[Lucy] Lewis, who is he?

1348
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:02,933
I found a friend
on the way here.

1349
01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:04,976
Lucy said I could stay here.

1350
01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:06,894
Lewis, who is this man?

1351
01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:07,687
Doug's a patient.

1352
01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:09,231
How'd you find this place?

1353
01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:10,065
[Doug] Roy told me.

1354
01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:10,857
Roy.

1355
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:11,817
Call the police!

1356
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:12,692
I don't want any
advice from you.

1357
01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:13,944
Why are you here Doug?

1358
01:00:14,986 --> 01:00:16,363
I've come to kill you.

1359
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:17,571
Oh, god! —jesus.

1360
01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:18,406
Oh, yes?

1361
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:19,241
And why's that?

1362
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,326
You took my part in
cosi, can I have it back?

1363
01:00:22,244 --> 01:00:23,078
You can't kid me Lewis!

1364
01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:25,914
I know everything that
goes on in that asylum.

1365
01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:28,208
What are you looking
at, fuckin' bug eyes?

1366
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,042
[Lucy] I want him out of here!

1367
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:30,436
And what I don't
understand, Lewis,

1368
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,838
is that you've been
shagging Julie,

1369
01:00:32,921 --> 01:00:35,257
and yet your girlfriend's
really attractive...

1370
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:36,340
Stop it, Doug.

1371
01:00:36,383 --> 01:00:37,134
It's amazing.

1372
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:38,737
Every fellow in the
hospital wants her.

1373
01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:40,178
He's the only one she goes for.

1374
01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:41,888
You're screwing
a mental patient?

1375
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:42,722
[Doug] Yeah.

1376
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:43,557
Don't be ridiculous!

1377
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,684
I can understand
your inner pain, Lucy.

1378
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:48,270
Julie's a loony and a junkie.

1379
01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:49,104
I don't believe it.

1380
01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:51,067
And, Nicky, he does
an opera about infidelity,

1381
01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,440
and he practises
what he preaches.

1382
01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,067
Lewis! —shut up, everyone!

1383
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:54,901
Just shut up!

1384
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,778
Now listen, you,
if I take you back,

1385
01:00:56,862 --> 01:00:58,589
you're gonna tell' em
about cosi, aren't you?

1386
01:00:58,613 --> 01:00:59,823
Well, pardon me for living.

1387
01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:01,575
[Lucy] What the
hell is going on?

1388
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:02,576
I'll tell you what I'll do.

1389
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:05,120
I'll stay here 'til
the show's open.

1390
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,037
They won't know I'm here,

1391
01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:07,223
and you won't get the blame.

1392
01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:08,290
Lewis!

1393
01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:09,124
Hey, Lewis.

1394
01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,792
Hey, we got anything for dinner?

1395
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:11,626
(Pig grunting)

1396
01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:13,920
Hey, we could set fire to the
pig here, have roast pork.

1397
01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:14,754
(Squeals)

1398
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:15,589
He is stark raving mad!

1399
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:16,774
Hey, let's not
play fast and loose

1400
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,091
with categories here, luce.

1401
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:18,925
I'm gonna call the asylum.

1402
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:20,177
N—no, don't call the asylum!

1403
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,971
If you call the asylum,
he's gonna tell kirner,

1404
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,389
and then they'll stop the play.

1405
01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:25,223
Well, fuck the play!

1406
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,467
[Doug] Yeah, fuck the play.

1407
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:27,517
Shut up, Doug!

1408
01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:28,977
Just shut up!

1409
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:29,811
Oh, great, mate.

1410
01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:31,563
Go on, hit a mental patient.

1411
01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:32,814
You're losing it, Lewis.

1412
01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:34,083
Yeah, I'm with you then, Nick.

1413
01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:36,443
See? We're already bonding.

1414
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:37,277
(Gasps)

1415
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,652
Hey, meet your new flatmate.

1416
01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:40,739
Now we can all share you, luce.

1417
01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:42,574
(Pig squealing)

1418
01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:44,257
Let go of me arm,
I'm not your boyfriend.

1419
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:45,076
Shut up!

1420
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,679
[Doug] Hey, I'm not going
back to the closed ward.

1421
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,454
[Lewis] You're gonna go back,

1422
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:48,639
and you're gonna
tell them nothing!

1423
01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:51,166
Don't threaten me, wanker!

1424
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:52,167
Lewis! —what?

1425
01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:54,020
[Doug] This pig belongs
at the slaughterhouse.

1426
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,545
Just shut up and stop here.

1427
01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:57,088
(Pig squealing)

1428
01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,340
God!

1429
01:01:58,423 --> 01:01:59,859
You can't make me
do anything, fascist!

1430
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:00,800
(Grunts)

1431
01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:03,637
Hey, would you let me go! Hey!

1432
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,680
No, I ain't doin' it, mate!

1433
01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:06,764
Get off me!

1434
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,559
[Lewis] Shut up.

1435
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:10,393
Shut up.

1436
01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:11,228
Wait here. —hey!

1437
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,062
[Doug] I'm not going back!

1438
01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:13,021
I'm a free man!

1439
01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:13,980
(Grunting)

1440
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:14,814
Shoo!

1441
01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:16,398
Out!

1442
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,026
[Doug] Oy, let go of me!

1443
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,195
(Pig squealing)

1444
01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:22,864
[Lewis] Fuckin' bastard.

1445
01:02:22,948 --> 01:02:25,617
[Doug] Hey, Nick! Nick!

1446
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:26,700
Hey! Let go!

1447
01:02:27,535 --> 01:02:29,095
Just settle down,
or you'll be staying

1448
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,289
in the closed ward for months.

1449
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:33,124
[Doug] Lemme go, ya poofter!

1450
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:33,959
[Lewis] Shut up!

1451
01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:35,377
[Man] What's going on here?

1452
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,212
Who are you?

1453
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:38,046
Take care of him.

1454
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:41,132
Here, Christ almighty,
will you stop it, Doug!

1455
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:41,967
[Doug] What?

1456
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:42,801
Can you take care
of my mad brother?

1457
01:02:42,884 --> 01:02:43,927
I'm not the mad one!

1458
01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:44,844
He's the mad one!

1459
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:45,762
Put him in the closed
ward immediately.

1460
01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:48,390
He's been indulging
in satanic rituals again.

1461
01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,267
Come on, Doug.

1462
01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:52,394
(Yelling)

1463
01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,163
He'll struggle and he'll
lie, but pay no attention.

1464
01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:55,313
He's a psychopath.

1465
01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:56,397
[Lewis] It's not me!

1466
01:02:56,439 --> 01:02:58,608
He's the mad one! No! Come on!

1467
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,151
Look, I'm Lewis Riley!

1468
01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:02,028
I used to work here!

1469
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:03,154
Hey, see ya, Doug!

1470
01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:03,989
[Lewis] He's the mad one!

1471
01:03:04,072 --> 01:03:04,906
Let go of me!

1472
01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:08,118
Thought I might go
home and shag the missus.

1473
01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:08,952
[Lewis] I'm not mad!

1474
01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,287
He's the mad one!

1475
01:03:10,370 --> 01:03:13,081
(Lewis shouting)

1476
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:18,420
(All shouting)

1477
01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:20,005
(Door slamming)

1478
01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:21,881
[Lewis] No no no no!

1479
01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:41,651
(Birds chirping)

1480
01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:54,414
Comfy, Doug, eh?

1481
01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:56,666
Wakey, wakey, son.

1482
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:01,880
Hey!

1483
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:04,591
What's Doug doing
out of closed ward?

1484
01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,760
Uh, that's Doug in there.

1485
01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:12,474
[Assistant] Is your
name Doug, too, then?

1486
01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:15,560
(Ahuds)

1487
01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:25,904
What happened, son?

1488
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,825
[Lewis] Doug came
to my place last night.

1489
01:04:34,954 --> 01:04:37,540
(Gentle music)

1490
01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:49,094
Maybe I should
call the hospital.

1491
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:50,637
He could be somewhere else.

1492
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,138
Oh, look who's here.

1493
01:04:53,515 --> 01:04:54,849
Where have you been?

1494
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:56,810
I've been locked
up with the loonies.

1495
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:57,936
Well, I'm not surprised!

1496
01:04:58,019 --> 01:04:59,813
[Lewis] Thanks
for stickin' around!

1497
01:05:01,773 --> 01:05:02,565
You all right?

1498
01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,149
No, I'm not all right.

1499
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,859
This is out of control, Lewis.

1500
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:06,736
I think you should give it up.

1501
01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,988
Oh, you want me
to give it up now, eh?

1502
01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:11,074
Lewis, a madman was here.

1503
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:11,950
I was in the bath.

1504
01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:13,701
Now admit it, anything
could've happened.

1505
01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:15,078
But it didn't. —he was fuckin'

1506
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:16,162
throwing matches around!

1507
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:17,871
The guy was a psychopath.

1508
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,582
Yeah, you could
be right about that.

1509
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,501
Are you drunk or something?

1510
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:22,419
(Chuckles) Lucy...

1511
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,337
I'm just lucky
that Nick was here!

1512
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:25,880
When you finally come home,

1513
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:27,441
you just start babbling
about that fucking opera!

1514
01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:29,092
You sounded as mad as he is.

1515
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,428
In fact, hey, maybe
it runs in the family.

1516
01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:36,057
Oh, you are as
compassionate as he is brave.

1517
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,644
Thanks for that insight, Lewis.

1518
01:05:39,727 --> 01:05:40,478
Yeah, pleasure!

1519
01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:45,107
Let me know if there's
anything else I can do for you.

1520
01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:47,652
(Opera music)

1521
01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:21,352
Bring this up.

1522
01:06:21,436 --> 01:06:24,022
Make sure it's tight and secure.

1523
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:29,110
(Fabric ripping)

1524
01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:33,031
[Zac] Here is the poster.

1525
01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:34,949
Zac, cosi is
supposed to be a secret!

1526
01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:36,701
Is this the only one?

1527
01:06:36,784 --> 01:06:37,784
Absolutely.

1528
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,121
Chop—chop!

1529
01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:42,248
[Roy] Lewis!

1530
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,332
What's that?

1531
01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:45,335
The 02 patients did it.

1532
01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,213
Is this another one
of your concepts?

1533
01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:49,923
[Lewis] Yes, that's my concept.

1534
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:54,177
Why don't you just drive
a stake through my heart?

1535
01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:03,269
Lewis, her husband's left her.

1536
01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:05,563
Went to Brisbane with his lover.

1537
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:07,941
(Hammering)

1538
01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:18,159
(Gentle music)

1539
01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:27,544
[Lewis] Are you gonna
cut up the veins or across?

1540
01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:33,132
(Gentle music)

1541
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:42,475
(Sobbing loudly)

1542
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:14,900
[Errol] Well, are they
gonna build a new g—ward?

1543
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:15,967
What about the patients?

1544
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,528
[Kirner] Halfway
houses and the like.

1545
01:08:17,552 --> 01:08:18,678
You should know, errol.

1546
01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:21,014
There's a whole new
emphasis on community care.

1547
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,765
Halfway houses, community care.

1548
01:08:22,849 --> 01:08:24,618
Come on, you mean the
government cuts the cost

1549
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:25,842
and Chucks them on the street.

1550
01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,371
Errol, errol, don't
make the mistake

1551
01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:29,188
of ending upon the
streets with them.

1552
01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:32,817
Is that Henry?

1553
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:33,900
Henry?

1554
01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:36,279
[Henry] Q—quick.

1555
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:39,741
Henry!

1556
01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,494
What is going on here?

1557
01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:48,708
Errol, do you know
what's going on here?

1558
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:58,301
It's a surprise, Mr. Kirner.

1559
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:03,681
These patients have given
up their TV viewing time

1560
01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:06,476
to get the old laundry in
shape for the variety show.

1561
01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:08,645
Occupational therapy would
have been a bit crowded

1562
01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,897
for the minister and his guests.

1563
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:15,108
[Henry] It was going to be
a surprise for you, Mr. Kirner.

1564
01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:18,112
Henry, sing a Bee Gees
medley for Mr. Kirner.

1565
01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:20,323
Oh.

1566
01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:23,743
J“ st—st—stayin' alive j“

1567
01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:26,537
j“ st—s—stayin' alive j“

1568
01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:28,081
on the night, Henry.

1569
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:29,207
Thank you.

1570
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,458
On the night.

1571
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:32,335
Well, whoopee.

1572
01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:34,837
Keep up the good work.

1573
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:52,897
(Opera music)

1574
01:10:15,503 --> 01:10:18,548
(Lewis singing)

1575
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:19,382
Don't you look great.

1576
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,591
But don't you think,

1577
01:10:20,675 --> 01:10:22,176
don't you think you might

1578
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:23,700
be a little overdressed
for the show?

1579
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:25,555
I'm not going to the show.

1580
01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:29,016
But tonight's the
only night for cosi.

1581
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:30,393
Ah, you don't need me there.

1582
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,769
It's your night.

1583
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:33,396
I'm going to the legal aid ball.

1584
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:35,898
What, alone?

1585
01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:40,445
No, no, I'm going with Nick.

1586
01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:41,797
He's my handbag for the evening.

1587
01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:43,656
[Lewis] You're going with Nick?

1588
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,285
Are you sleeping with him?

1589
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:49,513
[Lucy] You sound like
something out of a French farce.

1590
01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,622
Are you sleeping with him?

1591
01:10:51,706 --> 01:10:53,206
How dare you, I'm not
even going to answer that.

1592
01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:54,041
'Cause you hate the guy.

1593
01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,144
You think he's
a fool, don't you?

1594
01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:57,128
This isn't about him,
it's about you, Lewis.

1595
01:10:57,211 --> 01:10:57,962
You've changed.

1596
01:10:58,045 --> 01:10:59,464
Yes, I have. —yes, you have.

1597
01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:00,941
Because I'm finally
doing something

1598
01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:01,716
that's important to me.

1599
01:11:01,799 --> 01:11:04,093
You are doing a
stupid, reactionary opera

1600
01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:05,344
with a bunch of lunatics!

1601
01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:06,179
Don't blame it on the opera!

1602
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,139
At least it's about
something important,

1603
01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:10,266
like love and fidelity.

1604
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:12,560
Yeah, after bread,
shelter, procreation

1605
01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:13,811
and quality health.

1606
01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:14,979
Not to mention trust.

1607
01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:16,647
[Lewis] Of course.

1608
01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:18,941
Comes something like fidelity.

1609
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:23,237
I'm late.

1610
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:24,822
That's what I love
about you lawyers.

1611
01:11:24,906 --> 01:11:27,241
You think you can rationalise
anything don't you?

1612
01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:31,037
Well, I think we
should have a break.

1613
01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:35,249
Yes, well, you
would, wouldn't you?

1614
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:41,172
Well, here, give this to Nick.

1615
01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:44,300
It's 50 bucks, hmm?

1616
01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:45,927
He'll know what it's for.

1617
01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:50,431
(Sighs)

1618
01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:55,561
(Bag slams)

1619
01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:58,189
(Gentle music)

1620
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,799
(Paper rips)

1621
01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:26,801
Why not?

1622
01:12:26,884 --> 01:12:29,345
Because it's Wagner,
we're doing Mozart.

1623
01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:31,347
[Zac] Wimpy,
bloody, fuckin' Mozart!

1624
01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,599
[Lewis] It's too late
anyway, everything is set.

1625
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,452
[Zac] But all I get to do
is turn on the record player.

1626
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,476
Zac!

1627
01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:43,734
Look what I found, Jerry.

1628
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:46,195
I got all of them, I think.

1629
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:51,742
Would you mind handing out those

1630
01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:53,202
to people when they come in?

1631
01:12:53,286 --> 01:12:54,412
[Errol] No problem.

1632
01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:55,246
Thanks, errol.

1633
01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:56,080
I promise I'll be on top of it.

1634
01:12:56,163 --> 01:12:58,207
I purposely didn't
take my medication.

1635
01:12:58,291 --> 01:12:59,542
All right, Zac!

1636
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,085
You can play your Wagner,

1637
01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:02,920
in the encore.

1638
01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:05,798
Oh, that's just great.

1639
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,887
Okay, I want everyone
to come up onstage

1640
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:12,221
and get the feel of it.

1641
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,640
See where everything
is and check your props.

1642
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:19,103
Next year we'll do m—m—macbeth.

1643
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:23,024
You you demon!

1644
01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:24,525
You've mentioned
the Scottish play.

1645
01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:26,819
You have cursed.

1646
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:29,697
Run around the
theatre three times.

1647
01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:32,116
Three times?

1648
01:13:32,199 --> 01:13:34,619
It's the only way
to break the curse.

1649
01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:37,038
Go, or else we're all doomed!

1650
01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:38,121
Doomed!

1651
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:43,044
(Moaning)

1652
01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:51,385
Gone.

1653
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,596
I've lost 'em all.

1654
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:00,227
Lewis! —what?

1655
01:14:00,311 --> 01:14:01,854
Lewis! —what?

1656
01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:07,360
I've invented my own gesture.

1657
01:14:08,819 --> 01:14:12,239
(Panting) I've invented
an original gesture.

1658
01:14:12,323 --> 01:14:15,868
(Laughing, panting)

1659
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:17,752
Oh, there's a friend of
yours waiting outside.

1660
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:26,712
What is it, Nick?

1661
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:27,796
What do you want?

1662
01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:30,400
[Nick] I came to wish
you the best for tonight.

1663
01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:31,968
I thought you might like a hand.

1664
01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:33,844
I thought you'd be
at the ball with Lucy.

1665
01:14:33,928 --> 01:14:35,304
Henry!

1666
01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:36,847
I was.

1667
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,308
She asked me about the $50.

1668
01:14:40,518 --> 01:14:41,310
(Chuckling) Women, eh?

1669
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:42,853
No sense of humour.

1670
01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:44,397
We're both in the shit now.

1671
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,190
Here's your money.

1672
01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:47,024
I don't want it.

1673
01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:48,442
Look, take it.

1674
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:49,402
Women shouldn't
come between mates.

1675
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:50,820
You're not my mate.

1676
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:52,279
Roy's just gone
back to his ward.

1677
01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:53,781
He was in some sort of panic.

1678
01:14:56,242 --> 01:14:57,576
Lewis, look.

1679
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:01,038
I didn't have sex with Lucy.

1680
01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:04,166
I wanted to, I tried.

1681
01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:06,752
M—maybe—maybe she's gay.

1682
01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:07,628
Henry, what are you doing?

1683
01:15:07,712 --> 01:15:10,214
The audience is going
to be arriving soon.

1684
01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:12,425
I'm breaking a curse.

1685
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,568
Roy's gone back to his ward.

1686
01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:16,470
Is it because his parents
are coming or something?

1687
01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:17,388
He doesn't have any.

1688
01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:19,682
He's never had a family.

1689
01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:22,435
His mother put him in an
orphanage when he was born.

1690
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,271
He was f—f—fostered
out when he was young,

1691
01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:29,734
but nobody liked him'
cause he was t—t—too loony,

1692
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:34,196
so he spent m—most
of his life in institutions.

1693
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:40,578
H—h—his stories are
great, though, eh?

1694
01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:43,748
Come on.

1695
01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:44,707
Let's, let's, let's spend it.

1696
01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:46,709
I mean, we'll buy some drinks,

1697
01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:49,003
we'll work on a show together.

1698
01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:50,004
We're friends.

1699
01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:52,631
You're not my friend,
you're a parasite.

1700
01:15:52,715 --> 01:15:55,384
I want you out of the house
before I get home tonight.

1701
01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:59,263
Oh, and you're a
shit—ass director.

1702
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:08,355
You don't deserve
Lewis as a friend.

1703
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,191
He needs all the
love he can get.

1704
01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,652
And I'm just the woman
who'll give it to him.

1705
01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:17,698
(Grunts)

1706
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,248
(Whistling)

1707
01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:30,044
(Panfing)

1708
01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:37,760
(Clattering)

1709
01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:45,810
Roy.

1710
01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:48,145
Roy.

1711
01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:58,739
Look, I know
you've got stage fright.

1712
01:16:58,823 --> 01:16:59,573
No, I haven't.

1713
01:16:59,574 --> 01:17:00,783
You're mad.

1714
01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:02,243
It's okay.

1715
01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:03,386
It's okay, because
I've got it too.

1716
01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:05,246
I have not got stage fright.

1717
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,998
Well, the cast are waiting, Roy.

1718
01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:12,419
I can't remember
my lines, not one.

1719
01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:16,882
You must've gone
through this before.

1720
01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:22,388
You've never acted before?

1721
01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:26,225
I used to be a stage electrician

1722
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:28,477
before I got sick.

1723
01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:30,771
I always wanted to be onstage.

1724
01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:33,315
Do it without me,
I'll only let you down.

1725
01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:35,442
I can't do it without you!

1726
01:17:35,526 --> 01:17:36,569
I'll let you all down.

1727
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:38,612
I can't remember
any of my lines!

1728
01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:40,573
All right, I'll
whisper them to you.

1729
01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:46,287
(Gasps)

1730
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:48,914
(Gentle music)

1731
01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:57,798
Roy, do you remember
when you told me

1732
01:17:57,882 --> 01:18:00,426
about the world
of your childhood?

1733
01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:02,511
The ballroom dancing
and the Mozart.

1734
01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:04,430
That was such
a beautiful vision.

1735
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:06,640
It's kept me going.

1736
01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:12,521
I didn't like cosi fan
tutte at first, Roy,

1737
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:15,482
but you've taught me to love it.

1738
01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:19,028
And I love it with
all of my heart,

1739
01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:21,422
because it makes
love the most beautiful

1740
01:18:21,447 --> 01:18:22,823
and foolish thing.

1741
01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:26,577
And as you and I know, Roy,

1742
01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:30,414
there's not a lot of real
love out there in the world.

1743
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:36,086
But the great thing
about being in cosi

1744
01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:39,381
is being able to
believe for just two hours

1745
01:18:40,507 --> 01:18:44,220
that real love between
people is possible.

1746
01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:49,141
You've taught me a lot, Roy.

1747
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:56,357
Everyone will be staring at me.

1748
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:59,276
If they weren't staring
at you, I would be worried.

1749
01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:02,196
I suppose you're right in a way.

1750
01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:03,959
It's only natural
everyone would be staring

1751
01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:06,492
at me all night and not at you.

1752
01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:09,536
Absolutely.

1753
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:13,666
I'm back! Ow!

1754
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:16,252
(All chattering)

1755
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:17,086
[Man] Move along.

1756
01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:17,920
This is reserved
for the minister.

1757
01:19:18,003 --> 01:19:19,546
[Woman] This way.

1758
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:20,965
Don't you look nice.

1759
01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:22,675
Did you walk into a door, love?

1760
01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:25,469
(Groans)

1761
01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:26,552
Sit down.

1762
01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:32,476
(Squeaking)

1763
01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:38,941
The name's Bernard Goldman,
theatre entrepreneur.

1764
01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:40,442
Come on lads, read those lessons

1765
01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:41,902
and don't bugger things up.

1766
01:19:41,986 --> 01:19:43,529
Come on, hurry up!

1767
01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:44,612
Vamoos.

1768
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:50,202
(Door rolling)

1769
01:19:51,161 --> 01:19:52,246
The sugar's in the tin.

1770
01:19:52,329 --> 01:19:53,080
[Woman] This is
what you're wearing

1771
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:54,248
for the supremes medley?

1772
01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:56,625
[Man] Henry's
sweating like a pig, Jerry.

1773
01:19:58,585 --> 01:19:59,586
Lewis?

1774
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,757
Well, what the fuck is going on?

1775
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:06,719
(Scattered laughs)

1776
01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,470
(Clears throat)

1777
01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:11,307
(Groans)

1778
01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:15,394
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight is very special.

1779
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,272
In our audience we have
the minister of health,

1780
01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:23,402
and Mr. Kirner, our
wonderful administrator,

1781
01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:25,696
and many mentally
impaired people.

1782
01:20:25,779 --> 01:20:27,364
Hey, hey!

1783
01:20:27,448 --> 01:20:28,741
What you're about to see

1784
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:32,244
is the result...

1785
01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:34,580
Zac, get ready with the music.

1786
01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:36,707
Okay, everybody, we're going on.

1787
01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:40,461
But also on the part
of my wonderful clients

1788
01:20:40,544 --> 01:20:42,296
from occupational therapy.

1789
01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:45,382
So, ladies and gentlemen,
as they say in show biz,

1790
01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:48,552
let's hit it.

1791
01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:52,139
(Audience applauding)

1792
01:20:52,222 --> 01:20:55,100
(Orchestral music)

1793
01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:15,746
Boo! Boo!

1794
01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:18,832
Calm down. —coffee!

1795
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:20,834
Coffee!

1796
01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:25,756
I know my dorabella
is faithful and true,

1797
01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:28,592
and there's nothing
unvirtuous you'd get her to do.

1798
01:21:28,675 --> 01:21:31,053
You think fiordiligia
traitor to me?

1799
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:34,139
I know I am right, and
she would constant be.

1800
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,307
Excuse me, excuse me.

1801
01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:36,100
[Roy] Coffee!

1802
01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:38,310
I speak with experience.

1803
01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,896
I know what I'm saying.

1804
01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:45,984
But let's end this argument
y—y—you'll never see.

1805
01:21:46,276 --> 01:21:47,861
[Both] We'll not let you tarnish

1806
01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:49,947
the names of our sweethearts.

1807
01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:51,824
We want you to
give us some proof,

1808
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,784
or else off you go.

1809
01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:54,660
(Yawns)

1810
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:57,287
You two boys are n—naive.

1811
01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:59,206
Women are n—never true.

1812
01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:01,708
You will lose your wager.

1813
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,211
[Roy] Coffee!

1814
01:22:05,295 --> 01:22:06,755
(Gasps)

1815
01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:08,048
(Moaning)

1816
01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:10,384
(Laughing)

1817
01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:12,678
(Groaning)

1818
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,185
I see the last detachment

1819
01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:22,479
has embarked on the galley

1820
01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:25,357
to take the tardy few who dally.

1821
01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:27,860
My life. —oh, my own angel!

1822
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:28,735
[Lewis] My love!

1823
01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:29,570
[Roy] My darling!

1824
01:22:29,653 --> 01:22:31,530
Give me one look to treasure!

1825
01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:33,282
[Julie] My darling,
write me often.

1826
01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:34,700
No, write me often.

1827
01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:36,285
Back to your work, despina.

1828
01:22:38,412 --> 01:22:40,205
Oh, yes, no doubt my complying

1829
01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:43,083
with I—laughter, I am d—d—dying.

1830
01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:46,462
Lewis! Lewis!

1831
01:22:46,545 --> 01:22:49,840
You'll sink the boat, despina.

1832
01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:51,192
[Julie, Ruth] Farewell, my love!

1833
01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:53,343
[Both] Farewell, my love!

1834
01:22:53,427 --> 01:22:55,429
[Both] What torture
racks our hearts!

1835
01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:58,807
[Lewis, Roy] No, what
torture racks our hearts!

1836
01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:02,227
(Roy and Lewis shouting)

1837
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:05,939
(Chorus singing)

1838
01:23:06,023 --> 01:23:09,193
(Cheering, whistling)

1839
01:23:11,111 --> 01:23:13,780
(Evil cackling)

1840
01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:17,117
(Opera music)

1841
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:21,163
I'm totally on
top of the situation.

1842
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:25,542
And then at the
finale, fuckin' bingo!

1843
01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:28,212
In my society, dismiss anxiety.

1844
01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:31,215
I'm too nervous.

1845
01:23:31,298 --> 01:23:33,008
(Woman singing)

1846
01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:34,468
How strange his action.

1847
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:38,222
(Woman singing)

1848
01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:42,226
Leave apprehension
and give attention to me!

1849
01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:46,355
(Opera music)

1850
01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:50,567
(Crash) (Screams)

1851
01:23:53,654 --> 01:23:56,240
(Upbeat music)

1852
01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:09,419
Oh, Jesus.

1853
01:24:09,503 --> 01:24:12,005
My blood runs cold.
—I feel faint.

1854
01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:14,633
Oh holy mother, I am weak.

1855
01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:16,426
Okay, let's hit it.

1856
01:24:17,594 --> 01:24:19,805
(Yells)

1857
01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:23,141
(Chorus singing)

1858
01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:25,269
(Grunts)

1859
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:28,814
They are stupefied!

1860
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:29,773
What do we say?

1861
01:24:29,856 --> 01:24:32,609
[Cherry] Clumsy
junkie, I'll get it.

1862
01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:35,027
I cannot bear this torment.

1863
01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:36,947
This is the man who deceived us.

1864
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:46,164
W—where's my music?

1865
01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:47,332
[Julie] Where's Zac?

1866
01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:53,005
Somebody faint, Henry, faint.

1867
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:55,257
I'll g—get my c—costume dirty.

1868
01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:57,009
(Groaning)

1869
01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,092
Oh! Oh!

1870
01:25:00,971 --> 01:25:01,888
Ferrando!

1871
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:02,972
Oh! Oh!

1872
01:25:04,224 --> 01:25:06,518
Keep going, keep going.

1873
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:08,061
You see what your infidelity...

1874
01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:11,023
Oh, magic, yeah.
—has done to me?

1875
01:25:17,362 --> 01:25:18,697
Pass them along,

1876
01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:20,824
pass them along.

1877
01:25:20,907 --> 01:25:21,658
Light them up.

1878
01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:24,076
Come on, everybody.

1879
01:25:24,077 --> 01:25:26,455
[Cherry] Do something.

1880
01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:27,578
[Roy] Sing, Henry, sing.

1881
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:30,959
[Henry] J—j—julie.

1882
01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:33,211
(Audience murmuring)

1883
01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:34,421
[Doug] Can you pass one?

1884
01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:37,174
Be careful.

1885
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:40,677
J“ when the night j“

1886
01:25:40,761 --> 01:25:43,513
j“ has come j“

1887
01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:46,600
j“ and the land is dark j“

1888
01:25:46,683 --> 01:25:48,852
j“ and the moon j“

1889
01:25:48,935 --> 01:25:51,396
j“ is the only j“

1890
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:55,359
j“ light we'll see j“

1891
01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:59,905
j“ no, I won't be afraid j“

1892
01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:04,951
j“ no, I won't be afraid j“

1893
01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:07,954
j“ just as long j“

1894
01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:10,540
j“ as you'll stand j“

1895
01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:13,669
j“ stand by me j“

1896
01:26:13,752 --> 01:26:16,338
j“ so, darlin', darlin' j“

1897
01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:19,966
j“ stand by me j“

1898
01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:25,013
j“ oh, stand by me j“

1899
01:26:25,555 --> 01:26:30,644
j“ if the sky we look upon j“

1900
01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:33,772
j“ should tumble and fall j“

1901
01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:36,316
j“ or the mountains j“

1902
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:41,446
j“ should crumble to the sea j“

1903
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:43,573
j“ I won't cry j“

1904
01:26:43,657 --> 01:26:45,575
j“ I won't cry j“

1905
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:48,495
j“ no, I won't j“

1906
01:26:48,578 --> 01:26:50,956
j“ shed a tear j“

1907
01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:55,669
j“ just as long
as you'll stand j“

1908
01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:58,630
j“ stand by me j“

1909
01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:01,133
j“ so, darlin', darlin' j“

1910
01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:04,720
j“ stand by me j“

1911
01:27:04,803 --> 01:27:09,766
j“ oh stand by me j“

1912
01:27:11,351 --> 01:27:14,312
j“ stand by me j“

1913
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:16,648
j“ stand by me j“

1914
01:27:16,732 --> 01:27:19,109
j“ stand by me j“

1915
01:27:19,192 --> 01:27:22,362
(audience applauding)

1916
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:37,711
(Opera music)

1917
01:27:43,550 --> 01:27:47,387
(Singing in foreign language)

1918
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,736
(Screaming)

1919
01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:57,541
(All gasping)

1920
01:28:57,624 --> 01:29:00,085
(Opera music)

1921
01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:06,508
(Confetti exploding)

1922
01:29:14,891 --> 01:29:18,061
(Cheering, whistling)

1923
01:29:19,062 --> 01:29:22,440
(Audience applauding)

1924
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,985
(Opera music)

1925
01:29:58,810 --> 01:29:59,728
Later, later.

1926
01:29:59,811 --> 01:30:00,520
Sorry.

1927
01:30:00,604 --> 01:30:01,730
Through here, minister.

1928
01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:02,689
(Chattering)

1929
01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:03,565
Lewis, Lewis.

1930
01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:06,234
Congratulations,
congratulations, it was wonderful.

1931
01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:07,420
I'm sure once you
get out of here,

1932
01:30:07,444 --> 01:30:09,195
you can easily get
a job in the theatre.

1933
01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:12,949
Lewis, uh, this is Bernie.

1934
01:30:13,033 --> 01:30:14,826
That was brilliant! Brilliant!

1935
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:15,660
I want to tour it.

1936
01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:16,661
It's going to be a hit.

1937
01:30:16,745 --> 01:30:18,872
I haven't seen anything
like it since south pacific.

1938
01:30:18,955 --> 01:30:20,235
I'm going to give
you an advance.

1939
01:30:20,290 --> 01:30:22,459
In fact, I brought my
chequebook with me.

1940
01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:24,753
I guess some of
my advice rubbed off.

1941
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,504
Bernie, back to your ward.

1942
01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:29,215
What about the
rights to the show?

1943
01:30:29,299 --> 01:30:30,967
[Assistant] Back
to your ward, Bernie.

1944
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:34,429
Hey, everybody
said it was f—f—fantastic.

1945
01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:36,514
[Lweis] It was fantastic, yeah.

1946
01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:37,598
Jerry!

1947
01:30:40,226 --> 01:30:42,771
Yes, you did
it, Roy, you did it.

1948
01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:44,397
Lewis, here's a love letter.

1949
01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:45,708
There'll be plenty more
where that came from

1950
01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:49,234
because Doug gave
me your address, ha!

1951
01:30:49,235 --> 01:30:52,197
(Soft piano music)

1952
01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:12,509
Jerry, my boy, I
got a present for ya.

1953
01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:15,220
Oh, Roy.

1954
01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:17,973
You got a few teething
problems with your direction.

1955
01:31:18,056 --> 01:31:20,517
I made out a list of 'em.

1956
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:21,893
I know you can take criticism,

1957
01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:24,312
because you
must get a lot of it.

1958
01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:26,398
Thank you, Roy.

1959
01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:29,734
Next year, Jerry, a
greater triumph awaits us.

1960
01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:32,070
The Don! —the Don?

1961
01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:34,906
Don Giovanni.

1962
01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:37,701
It's time for me to go beyond
these ensemble pieces.

1963
01:31:37,784 --> 01:31:39,995
It's time for a lead role!

1964
01:31:40,078 --> 01:31:42,539
Humility can limit ya. —yes.

1965
01:31:42,622 --> 01:31:45,041
I was once a lady—killer
in my day, Jerry.

1966
01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:48,044
Literally.

1967
01:31:48,962 --> 01:31:51,715
(Laughing)

1968
01:31:51,798 --> 01:31:54,175
(Soft music)

1969
01:32:17,657 --> 01:32:18,450
(Sniffles)

1970
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:19,826
[Ruth] We should've been back

1971
01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:21,493
in our wards 47 minutes ago.

1972
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:24,122
(Gentle music)

1973
01:32:30,712 --> 01:32:34,257
(Thunder rumbling)

1974
01:32:34,340 --> 01:32:36,885
(Gentle music)

1975
01:33:11,628 --> 01:33:14,214
(Gentle music)

1976
01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:21,179
[Roy] Of course, after
tonight I'll have to consider

1977
01:33:21,262 --> 01:33:24,891
very carefully whether
you can handle a major part.

1978
01:33:24,974 --> 01:33:28,186
I made a list of all
your faux pas tonight.

1979
01:33:28,269 --> 01:33:29,938
(Grunts)

1980
01:33:30,021 --> 01:33:32,065
(Laughs)

1981
01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:34,859
Henry.

1982
01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:37,570
Henry!

1983
01:33:44,536 --> 01:33:45,805
I thought your
direction was lousy

1984
01:33:45,829 --> 01:33:47,872
until I saw your acting.

1985
01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:50,333
Hey, Doug, go burn a cat.

1986
01:33:50,416 --> 01:33:53,253
Who writes your
dialogue? Oscar wilde?

1987
01:33:53,336 --> 01:33:55,713
Gonna burn down
the old laundry next.

1988
01:33:55,797 --> 01:33:58,383
My motto is to
try and try again.

1989
01:33:58,466 --> 01:34:02,053
'Cause my mother instilled in
me a protestant work ethic.

1990
01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:04,973
I'll give you some
friendly advice, Lewis!

1991
01:34:05,056 --> 01:34:07,267
Don't ever, ever get a cat!

1992
01:34:10,311 --> 01:34:11,312
Lewis?

1993
01:34:20,113 --> 01:34:24,450
Kirnerjust told me that
I'm gonna leave this place.

1994
01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:26,619
I'm a bit scared.

1995
01:34:27,954 --> 01:34:29,622
Isn't that what you wanted?

1996
01:34:35,503 --> 01:34:37,630
There are a lot of
temptations out there.

1997
01:34:42,302 --> 01:34:46,014
Well, I could
help you, if you like.

1998
01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:47,599
Out there I'm a real handful.

1999
01:34:53,563 --> 01:34:56,024
Can I see you before you go?

2000
01:34:58,026 --> 01:34:59,068
I'd like that.

2001
01:35:00,403 --> 01:35:02,989
(Gentle music)

2002
01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:21,466
Bastards!

2003
01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:23,509
Who do they think they are?

2004
01:35:23,593 --> 01:35:25,678
Think they're gonna
get a Mozart finale.

2005
01:35:27,096 --> 01:35:29,766
(Gentle music)

2006
01:35:45,657 --> 01:35:47,617
Let's kick some ass!

2007
01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:52,455
Ladies and gentlemen,
the moment you've all

2008
01:35:52,538 --> 01:35:54,540
been wishing for.

2009
01:35:54,624 --> 01:35:55,624
Wagner!

2010
01:35:56,292 --> 01:35:59,087
(Accordion music)

2011
01:36:00,296 --> 01:36:03,758
("Ride of the valkyries")

2012
01:37:25,548 --> 01:37:29,052
("Don't dream it's over")

2013
01:37:36,768 --> 01:37:39,520
J“ there is freedom within j“

2014
01:37:39,604 --> 01:37:42,148
j“ there is freedom without j“

2015
01:37:42,231 --> 01:37:47,236
j“ try to catch the
deluge in a paper cup j“

2016
01:37:47,987 --> 01:37:50,990
j“ there's a battle ahead j“

2017
01:37:51,074 --> 01:37:53,284
j“ many battles are lost j“

2018
01:37:53,368 --> 01:37:55,054
j“ but you'll never see
the end of the road j“

2019
01:37:55,078 --> 01:37:58,581
j“ while you're
travelling with me j“

2020
01:37:58,664 --> 01:38:00,917
j“ hey, now hey, now j“

2021
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:04,212
j“ don't dream it's over j“

2022
01:38:04,295 --> 01:38:06,422
j“ hey, now hey, now j“

2023
01:38:06,506 --> 01:38:09,634
j“ when the world comes in j“

2024
01:38:09,717 --> 01:38:12,470
j“ they come, they come j“

2025
01:38:12,553 --> 01:38:15,473
j“ to build a wall between us j“

2026
01:38:15,556 --> 01:38:20,520
j“ you know they won't win j“

2027
01:38:21,938 --> 01:38:24,816
j“ now I'm towing my car j“

2028
01:38:24,899 --> 01:38:27,110
j“ there's a hole in the roof j“

2029
01:38:27,193 --> 01:38:29,112
j“ my possessions are
causing me suspicion j“

2030
01:38:29,195 --> 01:38:33,241
j“ but there's no proof j“

2031
01:38:33,324 --> 01:38:36,035
j“ in the paper today j“

2032
01:38:36,119 --> 01:38:38,413
j“ tales of war and of waste j“

2033
01:38:38,496 --> 01:38:43,459
j“ but you turn right
over to the TV page j“

2034
01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:45,962
j“ hey, now hey, now j“

2035
01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:49,590
j“ don't dream it's over j“

2036
01:38:49,674 --> 01:38:51,551
j“ hey, now hey, now j“

2037
01:38:51,634 --> 01:38:54,804
j“ when the world comes in j“

2038
01:38:54,887 --> 01:38:57,849
j“ they come, they come j“

2039
01:38:57,932 --> 01:39:00,768
j“ to build a wall between us j“

2040
01:39:00,852 --> 01:39:04,272
j“ you know they won't win j“

2041
01:39:28,296 --> 01:39:30,882
J“ now I'm walking again j“

2042
01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:33,050
j“ to a beat of the drum j“

2043
01:39:33,134 --> 01:39:34,552
j“ and I'm counting the steps j“

2044
01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:39,265
j“ to the door of your heart j“

2045
01:39:39,348 --> 01:39:42,310
j“ only the shadows ahead j“

2046
01:39:42,393 --> 01:39:44,854
j“ barely clearing the roof j“

2047
01:39:44,937 --> 01:39:50,026
j“ get to know the feeling
of liberation and release j“

2048
01:39:50,109 --> 01:39:52,111
j“ hey, now hey, now j“

2049
01:39:52,195 --> 01:39:55,947
j“ don't dream it's over j“

2050
01:39:55,948 --> 01:39:57,950
j“ hey, now hey, now j“

2051
01:39:58,034 --> 01:40:01,412
j“ when the world comes in j“

2052
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:04,165
j“ they come, they come j“

2053
01:40:04,248 --> 01:40:07,126
j“ to build a wall between us j“

2054
01:40:07,210 --> 01:40:11,672
j“ you know they won't win j“

2055
01:40:11,756 --> 01:40:15,968
j“ hey, now hey, now j“

2056
01:40:16,052 --> 01:40:17,261
j“ don't let them win j“

2057
01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:19,597
j“ hey, now hey, now j“

2058
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:22,808
j“ yeah j“

2059
01:40:22,892 --> 01:40:25,561
j“ hey, now hey, now j“